An Email Conversation

Keenan

Dallin

A couple of weeks ago, Keenan and I were emailing back and forth. I sent him a photo of my new haircut and he said, "Looks great. I got a hair cut. You would love it."
(some words have been changed so you can understand what they typed)

Me: Yes, but did you get a scalp massage? (I was referring to Beth & Company - it's an amazing place to get a hair cut!)

Keenan: I didn't hear that.

At this point I had to leave to take Dallin to soccer practice, so Dallin took over the email chat....

Dallin: Hey this is Dallin. Mom is driving me to practice and can't type.

Keenan: Hey Barbie Head

Dallin: What's up Fairy Princess?

Keenan: Oh my goodness, shrimp!

Dallin: Alright, enough with the name calling and let's get to business. I have state cup next week. What about you?

Keenan: Baptisms Baptisms Baptisms. Ha. Beat that.

Dallin: I can. How many? I haven't scored yet but I hit the crossbar 8 times this year. In practice everyone says I have the best shot and need to shoot more at games.

Keenan: You do have a good shot, just not as good as mine. And I had 11 baptisms this month and 8 last month.

Dallin: That is awesome - 19 yay! My shot is getting there.

Keenan: Keep working on it. I'm gonna try my best when I get back to play pro.

Dallin: You wish you could even see a pro, but you will, it will be me!! hahaha.

Keenan: Oh my gosh. Whatever you little punk. You're lucky you're home.

Dallin: No, I'm just lucky you're not home. Anyway, you could go pro and play for Man U because they lost to arsenal yesterday.

Keenan: I want to.

Dallin: Ok.

Keenan: Fart head.

Dallin: I know you are, but what am I?

Keenan: That's kindergarten stuff.

Dallin: You should know. You went there twice. I'm at practice now. Bye.

Keenan: You little turd.

Just thought you'd be as amused as we are!